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Forever Young   Never Grow A Day Older Again!

Recommended For OLD F*#KS

Keep your good looks as long as you can.  Be 100 years old and look like you’re 85.  Take if you have the following problems:

Women

1)      Your Tits start sagging.

2)      Your Ass has its own zip code

3)      Your Pubes Turn Gray

Men

1)      You start growing hair in weird spots

2)      You get up to pee 12 times a night

3)      Your balls hang in the water when you take a shit

Contains 10 delicious pieces of candy

Directions:

Take one a day to appear young for the rest of you life.

WARNING:  If you stop taking pills you will experience rapid aging and suddenly die.

For Novelty Use Only

INGREDIENTS:  Sugar, Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Natural & Artificial Flavors and Artificial Colors (FD&C Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1 and Red 3)