Wicked Horny - Adult Humor Valentine's Day Greeting Card by Keep Your Receipt
Happy Valentine’s Day
I’m reminded on this glorious day how grateful
I am that our souls have joined together
in an eternal bond of unconditional love.
Inside greeting: But to be honest, sometimes you bitch too much
and stress me out and all I want to do is go to the bar, get stinking
drunk, come home and choke you in your sleep.
(Hopefully we can still make love tonight, though, I’m wicked horny.)
Product Details
• Includes 1 - 5"x 7" Greeting Cards with Matching Envelopes
• Glossy Finish Outside - Matte Finish Inside
• Printed on Recycled Paper
• Manufactured by Vash Designs
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