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1.      Beer is just another snack.

2.      The world is your urinal.

3.      One mood: all the time!

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5.      You don’t mind wrinkles in your clothes.

6.      You don’t have to shave below you neck.

7.      You can go the bathroom by yourself.

8.      You don’t care if the toilet seat is left up.

9.      You can take pride in farting.

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